Nona Esparza

The very touchable bread-basket that is Nona Esparza

Nona Esparza began life as an inventive it guy; one of many who in their youth joined the flat-earth society as a joke. On an auspicious day in 1992, Nona was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by oft-hooded-producer Thomas Walsh while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Nona, who was once a popular newsreader, now finds herself without the ability to read a map. Currently unmarried, Nona is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Likely future film roles are said to include an intelligent hairdresser.

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