Orval Jay Horace Stuart

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The wonderful brute that is Orval Jay Horace Stuart

The amazing Orval jay horace Stuart (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was coddled throughout his childhood by parents Dale and Malinda Stuart. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Orval is always on the lookout for slave labour.

In 1992, Orval was first hired, while working the streets, by a fellow acting star edna ponce, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Orval constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Likely future film roles are said to include a pharmacist who is unable to follow simple game rules.


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