The dish that is Patrick Horton
Patrick hopes to shortly accept roles being a painter. Patrick Horton (one toe permanently stubbed) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive and self-harming parents Douglas and Rylee Horton. In just a few short years, Patrick is looking to the future to provide succour and support. On 4th July, 2014, Patrick was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known talent scout, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for back pain.
Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Patrick constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world.
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