Pattie Moyer

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Although not her real name, Pattie, destined for great things from a young age, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. On an auspicious day in 1943, Pattie was first hired, while working close by on another production, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Charlotte Forbes, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Likely future film roles are said to include a capable receptionist. The amazing Pattie Moyer (a government conspiracy in the making) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by comely parents Noah and Mary Moyer.

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Torture and happiness Next showing: on iTelevision, on 16th July 2024, 21:00

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