Paul Dixon

Paul - whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. Paul's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a malodorous student. On new year's eve, 2008, Paul was first employed by unknown director Homer Conway, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Paul Dixon started life as an idiotic gardener, and used to be someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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