Paula Russo

The exceptional nutter that is Paula Russo

"the" Paula Russo was raised by parents Rolland and Danielle Leeds. Although four prongs short of a fork, Paula is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Paula is a true exemplification of the proverb: he that pays last never pays twice.

On 4th July, 1943, Paula was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star jessica downs, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.

Although rumours abound about Paula, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Paula spent the first few years of her fame suffering from avoidant personality disorder.

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