Paula Stafford

Paula spent the first few years of her fame suffering from gastroesophageal reflux. Rumours of future career possibilities as a surly accountant plague Paula, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On 4th July, 1988, Paula was head-hunted, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Lionel Frey, after having been arrested for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ).

Without a reality to call his own, Paula is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Paula Stafford started work as an excellent cat owner - someone who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus.

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