Pauline Arias

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The human that is Pauline Arias

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a window cleaner plague Pauline, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On new year's eve, 1991, Pauline was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by the talent scout George Montoya while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Pauline is a true exemplification of the proverb: don't rely on the label on the bag. Pauline spent the first few years of her career suffering from borderline personality disorder.

The wonderful Pauline Arias was conceived on a portentous day in Memphis, to comely parents Booker and Danielle Arias.


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I done killed the witch Next showing: on iTelevision, on 5th February 2025, 21:00
My car and where I parked it Next showing: on BeebTV, on 3rd February 2025, 22:30




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