Pearl Kaiser

Lost and lonely, Pearl is looking for any way out of the current situation. Pearl is a true exemplification of the proverb: don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Pearl Kaiser was born on a portentous day in 1968, to self-harming parents William and Gabrielle Kaiser.

Pearl hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a passionate fire fighter.

In 1983, Pearl was head-hunted by director Mary Brock, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

Pearl, who was once a college graduate, now finds herself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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