Raymond Simmons

On 4th July, 2010, Raymond was first employed by producer Luther Torres, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. The talented Raymond Simmons was conceived at breakfast time in Croydon, to abusive and self-harming parents Michael and Clarissa Simmons. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Raymond is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Likely future film roles are said to include an egotistical carpenter who is unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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