Rita Espinoza (no relation) was raised by wonderful parents Arthur and Inez Espinoza. On an auspicious day in 2002, Rita was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Corrine Harrison, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in Paris. Though without a pot to piss in, or charm, Rita constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Lost and lonely, Rita is always on the lookout for slave labour.
Likely future film roles are said to include a model.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| 'Ten for that? You must be mad!' | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 16:00 |