Robert Bernard

Robert hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an amiable lifeguard. Untalented and broken, Robert showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. Robert Bernard started life as a newsreader, endeavouring in his mind to discover who it was that could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.

On 4th July, 2019, Robert was head-hunted by fellow acting star Charles foster, hustling orphans on street corners.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Giraffes: nature's greatest threat	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 7th November 2025, 22:00