On new year's eve, 2005, Robert was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by producer Barbara Hatfield, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Robert - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Robert Bonilla began life as a carpenter; one of many who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses. Likely future film roles are said to include an above average optician who is unable to wash his own genitals.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| You carry a pink umbrella and you're not gay? | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 4th February 2025, 20:00 |