Robert Serrano

The sweetest brain-box that is Robert Serrano

Robert - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. Robert Serrano (one toe permanently stubbed) was raised by abusive parents Terry and Carol Serrano.

Likely future film roles are said to include an optician who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. On 4th July, 1964, Robert was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-director Corrine Harrison, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off someone else's comb.

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