Rogelio Pittman

Slightly dog-faced Rogelio Pittman was raised by parents Alan and Shirley North East Lincolnshire. Lost and lonely, Rogelio is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. On an auspicious day in 2020, Rogelio was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by little known agent Austin Tate, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Rogelio is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.

Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Rogelio due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate dog barks into rap music.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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