Ronnie Ewing

The handsome profile of Ronnie Ewing
The wack-job that is Ronnie Ewing

In 1974, Ronnie was uncovered by producer Mary Galloway, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Currently unmarried, Ronnie is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Unusual rumours about Ronnie Ewing suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an idiotic astronomer as an alternative career. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Ronnie is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Ronnie Ewing (the result of many years' worth of lab experiments ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Stephen and Jasmine Ewing.


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