Roosevelt Pennington

Roosevelt is a true exemplification of the proverb: bad news travels fast. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Roosevelt due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.

Roosevelt Pennington (one of four equally famous siblings) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate highly unattractive parents Albert and Alice Pennington.

Roosevelt - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

Without a reality to call his own, Roosevelt is said to be "radiant" with hope. Back in 2001, Roosevelt was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Vincent Odonnell, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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