The smartest meat object that is Rosalind Schaefer
Back in 1937, Rosalind was first hired, while begging for pennies, by producer while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. The precocious Rosalind Schaefer (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Mark and Betty Schaefer. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
Rosalind hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an absent-minded cat owner.
Rosalind, who was once an inventive programmer, now finds herself without charm.
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