Four prongs short of a fork, Rowena is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". One of her first roles was as a local designer. Back in 2000, Rowena was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-fellow acting star dorothy herring, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. The amazing Rowena Spence was born on a portentous day in 1979, to abusive parents Joseph and Anna Spence. Rowena spent the first few years of her fame suffering from back pain.
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