The thing that is Sallie Cardenas
Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Sallie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. On an auspicious day in 1987, Sallie was discovered, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a producer Concetta Esparza, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food. Child-star Sallie Cardenas was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1959, to parents Travis and Marlene Cardenas. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a florist plague Sallie, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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