Sarah Kent

Sarah, who was once a web developer, now finds herself without any semblance of charm. Back in 1988, Sarah was head-hunted, while working the streets, by the talent scout Hiram Landry, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: fair exchange is no robbery.

Although rumours abound about Sarah, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has forgotten how to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. Slightly dog-faced Sarah Kent was born, died, and was re-born again in 1970, to parents Elliott and Effie Kent. Currently unmarried, Sarah is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.


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