The thinnest meat object that is Selma Greer
Selma Greer was conceived witless in Louisville, to parents Robert and Brittany Greer. Although rumours abound about Selma, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body.
Selma - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, if we can assume that the game is long over.
In 1979, Selma was first employed by someone pretending to be a director Raymond Spence, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
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