Although rumours abound about Sergio, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" recently declared himself unable to understand roman numerals. On 4th July, 1997, Sergio was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a producer Patti Ferrell, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal.
Though once famous for some sort of crime, Sergio is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Slightly dog-faced Sergio Villegas was born witless in 1979, to obese parents Kenneth and Tracey Villegas.
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