Seymour Maynard

In 1945, Seymour was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-fellow acting star Mary duarte, licking dried and previously chewed gum off the side of the road. Rejection after rejection later, Seymour turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters.

Seymour Maynard started work as an intelligent gardener; one of many who in their youth joined the flat-earth society as a joke. Likely future film roles are said to include a dog owner.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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