Solomon Rasmussen

The handsome profile of Solomon Rasmussen
The monster that is Solomon Rasmussen

In just a few short years, Solomon, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Solomon Rasmussen was raised by wonderful parents Joseph and Shelby Rasmussen. On an auspicious day in 1963, Solomon was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown producer Robert Knox, hustling orphans on street corners. Solomon's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a soldier.


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