The artiste that is Tara Key
On an auspicious day in 1956, Tara was picked up, while working the streets, by funnyman agent Mary Dorsey, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion. In the blink of an eye, Tara is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Four prongs short of a fork, Tara, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.
Tara Key was conceived witless in Las Vegas, to obese parents Noble and Vesta Key.
Tara hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an outspoken lawyer.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| Wind the bobbin up | This programme is currently not showing. |
Copyright © 2025