Teresa Lutz

The wack-job that is Teresa Lutz

Teresa - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. On 4th July, 1957, Teresa was picked up, while pissing her life away, by producer Luella Wall, after having been arrested for some sort of crime. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a vet plague Teresa, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Slightly dog-faced Teresa Lutz was raised by obese parents Walter and Trinity Wakefield. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

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