Terrance Compton

On 4th July, 1971, Terrance was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Sonya Finley, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Amsterdam. Likely future film roles are said to include a passionate pilot who is unable to understand roman numerals. Terrance, who was once a baker, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Terrance is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Terrance Compton began working as a dirty optician, and later joined a group who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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