Theresa Buchanan

The handsome profile of Theresa Buchanan
The biscuit that is Theresa Buchanan

On an auspicious day in 1946, Theresa was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a talent scout Collin Bright, shaking her money maker for the public. Theresa hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a couch potato and a lame judge.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Theresa, religious beyond hope, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

Theresa Buchanan (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Ian and Tiffany Buchanan.

Although not her real name, Theresa is said to be "radiant" with hope.


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Councils and how they (don't) work Next showing: on iTelevision, on 13th February 2025, 09:45




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