The human that is Thomas Chan
On an auspicious day in 1972, Thomas was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known agent Ernestine Travis, mincing badly with no shoes. Thomas's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a window cleaner. Married with two children, Thomas is looking for any way out of the current situation.
Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Thomas constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible folk in the showbiz world.
Thomas Chan was born during a wizard's banquet in 1968, to idiotic parents Lemuel and Julia Chan.
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| I ain't | Next showing: Season 7, Episode 14 on BeebTV, on 3rd February 2025, 20:30 |
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