Thomas Figueroa

The nutter that is Thomas Figueroa

Thomas hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a tailor and an intelligent mother. On new year's eve, 1961, Thomas was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Sharron Pruitt, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise.

Thomas Figueroa began his career as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.

Thomas, who was once a vet, now finds himself without a professional haircut.

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