Una Schaefer

The handsome profile of Una Schaefer
The bizarre brute that is Una Schaefer

Back in 1973, Una was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown talent scout Nick Guerrero, hustling orphans on street corners. Though without a pot to piss in, or charm, Una constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Una's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a mean-spirited carpenter.

Una Schaefer was first employed as an assistant in a glue factory. Married with three children, Una is looking for any way out of the current situation.


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Dance like yo legs is on fire! Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 00:30
Cracker Roosevelt Next showing: Season 2, Episode 9 on BeebTV, on 6th February 2025, 20:00
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