Walter Faulkner

Walter spent the first few years of his life suffering from antisocial personality disorder. Likely future film roles are said to include an outspoken factory worker who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. Walter Faulkner began working as a local butcher, and later joined a group who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

Hoping for a bright future, Walter is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

On an auspicious day in 1959, Walter was first hired by hook-handed-agent Keith Cantrell, hustling orphans on street corners.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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