Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or any semblance of charm, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. In 1986, William was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by midget-talent scout Glenn Ritter, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.
The precocious William Faulkner was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Manchester, to parents Phillip and Juliet Faulkner. Unsubstantiated rumours about William Faulkner suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a below average life coach as an alternative career.
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