William Garcia

William Garcia found first employment as the third wheel in a clown-car. Unusual rumours about William Garcia suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a lawyer as an alternative career.

Rejection after rejection later, William turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family. On new year's eve, 1996, William was first employed by funnyman fellow acting star vaughn bernard, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Chicago.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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