William Juarez

Unsubstantiated rumours about William Juarez suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an hot-headed bricklayer as an alternative career. Back in 1982, William was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent Dominic Moore, shaking his money maker for the public. The amazing William Juarez was conceived in the family barn in Northampton, to parents Julian and Amanda Juarez. William spent the first few years of his fame suffering from nocturnal cough.

Currently unmarried, William is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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