The immense person that is William Key
Although rumours abound about William, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, William, with one eye permanently swollen, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.
In 1998, William was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by an ass of a talent scout Wilma Savage, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in Chicago. In the blink of an eye, William is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. William Key began his working life as a wannabe butcher; one of many who in their youth considered retiring at the age of 23.
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