William Lutz

Slightly dog-faced William Lutz was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1915, to parents Delbert and Mary Lutz. Rejection after rejection later, William nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within his own lifetime.

Although rumours abound about William, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently gone into hiding.

Back in 1933, William was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by funnyman agent Claud Hunter, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for gastroesophageal reflux.

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