William Pruitt

The precocious William Pruitt (the result of many years' worth of lab experiments ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Douglas and Mary Pruitt. The history of William's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a saucy chef without a professional haircut. William, who was once a butcher, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is.

Although not his real name, William is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

On 4th July, 1986, William was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a producer Barbara Zhang, eating his body weight in spittle.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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