Willie Duarte

The handsome profile of Willie Duarte
The brain-box that is Willie Duarte

Willie Duarte was conceived at 03:12am, in Northumberland, to abusive parents Kenneth and Lynn Duarte. On an auspicious day in 1938, Willie was first employed, while pissing his life away, by funnyman fellow acting star sonya prince, after having been arrested for some sort of crime. Willie, who was once a terrible cleaner, now finds himself without much in the way of brains.

Willie is one of many unusual moustache wearers to be up for an award this season.

Willie hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an it guy.


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One born every minute Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st February 2025, 22:00




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