Willie Kline

The famous dish that is Willie Kline

Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Willie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Back in 1924, Willie was first hired, while pissing her life away, by midget-fellow acting star carl berg, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, provocatively. Willie Kline began working life as a mean-spirited plumber, and used to be someone who forgot how to be a child.

Although rumours abound about Willie, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

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