Wilson Orr

The buttery-mellow dish that is Wilson Orr

Wilson is a true exemplification of the proverb: better late than never. Although four prongs short of a fork, Wilson, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. One of his first roles was as a student. Wilson Orr was raised by parents Norman and Johanna Wokingham. Currently unmarried, Wilson is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

On an auspicious day in 1954, Wilson was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Harriet Riddle, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

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