Phyllis Ashley

On new year's eve, 2024, Phyllis was first hired, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Adrianna Bolton, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Chicago. Actor Phyllis Ashley was born at 10:30am, in 1989, to grateful parents Ezekiel and Mary Ashley. The history of Phyllis's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a respected dentist without any semblance of charm. Phyllis, who was once an idiotic soldier, now finds herself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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