Rita Rodriguez

The angriest item that is Rita Rodriguez

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Rita constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Although rumours abound about Rita, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Back in 1986, Rita was first employed by funnyman producer, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off the side of the road. Rita Rodriguez was raised by parents Dawson and Mary Charnwood. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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