Robert David

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The famous human-computer that is Robert David

Robert David was born during a wizard's banquet in 1964, to sibling parents Richard and Teresa David. On an auspicious day in 1988, Robert was discovered, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-director William Hatfield, walzting in the street.

Robert's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a carpenter. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Robert is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Robert, who was once a careless college graduate, now finds himself without his own teeth.

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One born every minute Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 4th April 2019, 22:00

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