The chunky bread-basket that is Robert David
Robert - destined for great things from a young age - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. Robert is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Likely future film roles are said to include a popular receptionist who is unable to wash his own genitals.
Back in 1980, Robert was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by the producer Fred Levine, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for elbow rot.
Robert David was conceived witless in Cheshire East, to attractive parents Bryan and Mildred David.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| One born every minute | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st February 2025, 22:00 |
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