Robert Mosley

Although rumours abound about Robert, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently gone into hiding. Robert is one of many unusual moustache wearers to be up for an award this season.

Robert - originally born a different gender - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Robert Mosley started work as an absent-minded farmer; one of many who in their youth went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. On an auspicious day in 1970, Robert was picked up, while working close by on another production, by unknown agent Miles Frye, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

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Judge, Jury and Sexecutioner	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 7th November 2025, 23:30