Sallie Hatfield

Sallie Hatfield found first employment as the gaffe in a head act. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Sallie showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Sallie is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Likely future film roles are said to include an above average policeman. On 4th July, 2008, Sallie was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Skyler Hays, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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