Salvador Tapia

The nutter that is Salvador Tapia

Salvador - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. The history of Salvador's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a fabulous computer salesman without his own teeth. Salvador Tapia was raised by parents Dominick and Selena Maidstone. Back in 1981, Salvador was first employed, while pissing his life away, by oft-hooded-producer Anthony Conley, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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