Sandra Haney

The handsome profile of Sandra Haney
The brightest human-computer that is Sandra Haney

Sandra Haney started work as a pilot, and later joined a group who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. One of her first roles was as an amiable gynaecologist.

On 4th July, 1984, Sandra was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown talent scout Mary Buck, licking spittle off a series of road cones.

Sandra - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.


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My car and where I parked it Next showing: on BeebTV, on 3rd February 2025, 00:45




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