Sarah Wu

The handsome profile of Sarah Wu
The artiste that is Sarah Wu

Sarah Wu was born at breakfast time in 1914, to beautifully coloured parents William and Tammy Wu. Sarah is a true exemplification of the proverb: give credit where credit is due. One of her first roles was as an egotistical father. On new year's eve, 1930, Sarah was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-director, walzting on her own beard shavings. Sarah is looking into self-circumcision.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Sarah is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.


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